Diana Darby ** "I V" ** Intravenous

How To Piss Off A Life

1. Live in the past.
2. Spend all your time worrying about things you can't control.
3. Be jealous of everyone who's more successful than you.
4. Find fault with everyone else.
5. Abandon your goals.
6. Fall in love.
7. Lose your sense of humor.
8. Compare yourself to everyone else on the planet.
9. Refuse to try anything new.
10. Repeat steps 1-9.